Colon Specialist Gifts

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Trust Your Doctor

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

Niche Marketing

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

General Hospital sign.

Dr. Miska - Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions!

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"