Slice Specialist Gifts

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Tartar sauce.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Trust Your Doctor

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Niche Marketing

Antonio Carluccio.

Pizza Fencing

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."