Slice Specialist Gifts

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Tartar sauce.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Trust Your Doctor

Niche Marketing

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Gordon Ramsay

Pizza Fencing

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."