Slice Aficionados Gifts

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Carpe pizza"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

No! I said a 100-foot Piazza!

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

The finer points of marriage.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Now we wait."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

Pizzas

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'