Slice Aficionados Mugs

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

The Velvet Mesquite

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Carpe pizza"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

The finer points of marriage.

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Now we wait."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

Pizzas

For Edgar, it always been about the food...

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'