Slicer Connoisseur Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a slicer connoisseur? Our collection offers witty and tasteful items that celebrate their love for perfect slices—whether it’s cheese, cakes, or craft foods. Ideal for food enthusiasts with a keen eye for slicing precision and presentation, our products add a touch of humor and personality to their culinary passions.

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"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices." mockup

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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Counting ribs

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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The Main Types of Cheese

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"I come here for the pepper."

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Full English Breakfast.

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Cheese

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'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

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"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals." mockup

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

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A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high. mockup

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef." mockup

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

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"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away." mockup

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground mockup

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

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Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses! mockup

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

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The Running of the Brie

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"Just toot my horn and I'll be there." mockup

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

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'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?' mockup

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

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"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me." mockup

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

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this bordeaux speaks for itself

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'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?' mockup

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

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Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign mockup

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

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Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich. mockup

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

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Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

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'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.' mockup

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

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'This 'homework,' was it done today?' mockup

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

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Slicer Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Slicer Connoisseur Mugs

Cheers to their slicing skills! Explore our collection of slicer connoisseur mugs and add some humor and style to their caffeine routine.

Slicer Connoisseur Pillows

Comfy and clever! Our slicer connoisseur pillows bring personality and humor to any living space or kitchen nook.

Slicer Connoisseur Prints

Bring their passion to walls! Discover our slicer connoisseur prints that add a fun and artistic touch to any culinary space.

Slicer Connoisseur T-Shirts

Dress up their wardrobe! Our slicer connoisseur t-shirts are perfect for those who take slicing seriously — with a humorous twist.