Semicolon Specialist Gifts

Smoke signal with semi-colon

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Roget's Pet

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Meet the People of the Internet

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Samuel Johnson

Grammar and Marketing

Brothers Grimm

"What's another word for evolution?"