Semicolon Specialist Pillows

Smoke signal with semi-colon

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Roget's Pet

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

Meet the People of the Internet

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Samuel Johnson

Grammar and Marketing

"What's another word for evolution?"

Roget's thinking of what English book to read next.

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.