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Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

Copycats

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Car Dentistry.

'Coleridge'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Eugene Ionesco

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

Meet the People of the Internet

'It's funny because it's true.'

Dear Diary

"Don't repeat this."

Grammar and Marketing

Communication

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

It's academic

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

He who laughs, lasts.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"