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Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

Copycats

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Car Dentistry.

'Coleridge'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Eugene Ionesco

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

Dear Diary

'It's funny because it's true.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"Don't repeat this."

Communication

Grammar and Marketing

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

"Please point out the problem tooth."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

It's academic

Savoy Dental Salon

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

Red wine teeth

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

He who laughs, lasts.

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"