Ent Specialist Gifts

Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.

'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'

"I can see it! Boy, that is a small cellular phone!"

'It's my sinuses, Doctor - I wake up but I don't smell the coffee.'

'Well, it looks like you've picked up a rhinovirus!'

Ear Doctor - "NEXT!!"

'Looks like laryngitis. Want to tell me about it?'

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

'I'm the nose,ear and throat man...'

'Wait I can see something moving and it's waving a white flag!'

"It never ceases to amaze me what little brains people have."

'Well, this IS unusual. There's light at the end of the tunnel!'

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

"I can't find anything wrong with you at all."

'You better stay away from hungry rabbits.'

General Hospital sign.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

"To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I'm prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox."

'Your ear trouble is caused by loud noises in the air, your nose trouble is caused by funny smells in the air, and your throat trouble is caused by strange particles in the air.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My nose smells."

ENT consultants don't know what to do about a knife in the back.

'What's the problem?'

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

MD - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat and Wallet.

"That ringing in your ears. . . have you tried changing your ring tone?"

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

Ear, Nose and Throat doctor baffled by knife wound.

'I wish we'd meet guys who look at our faces first!'

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."