Colon Specialist Mugs

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Trust Your Doctor

'It's the newest endoscopy technique. This ladybug is equipped with a tiny video camera and has been trained to thoroughly explore your nasal passages.'

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

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Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

General Hospital sign.

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

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