Collision Humorist Gifts

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'How was my emergency stop?'

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Cotton candy

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

Opera Pickleball

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'It doesn't work...'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

"Well done!"

Please Don't Ask...

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Digital Communication.