Confusion Humorist Gifts

Confusing Road Signs: Next 250 MI

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"The Eggsorcist"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I meant the dog!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

When protons collide...

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Two friars ringing bells

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Convergent Fauna

Death model.

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.