Confusion Humorist Gifts

Confusing Road Signs: Next 250 MI

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I meant the dog!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Two friars ringing bells

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Convergent Fauna

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

Death model.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.