College Prep Enthusiast Gifts

'It's refreshing that you performed community service for some reason other than to get into a good college.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Santa does a keg stand.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

Contest to enter the University

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'