College Major Change Gifts

'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Meet the author

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Business 101

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'What did you learn at university today?'

How about you? Have you picked a major?

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."