Changing Majors Gifts

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Caged Businessman

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Any awards or honors?'

How about you? Have you picked a major?

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.