Changing Majors Pillows

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Caged Businessman

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'Any awards or honors?'

A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

Evolution looks like a good career move.