College Major Change Pillows

'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Meet the author

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

Business 101

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

'My son is in college and switched out of engineering into fraternity partying. He days he finds it less intense.'