Switching Majors Gifts

'My son is in college and switched out of engineering into fraternity partying. He days he finds it less intense.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Caged Businessman

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Respected Professionals

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"I used to be a veterinarian."