Unconventional Majors Gifts

I'm majoring in delusional studies.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Storage Unit of Love

Pub Kendo.

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

How about you? Have you picked a major?

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

'Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant!'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

'My son is in college and switched out of engineering into fraternity partying. He days he finds it less intense.'

"Career plans? I'd like to go to college and major in googling."

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"I think he's running as an independent."

'I could do that!'

'Even polymaths, Rodney, have to choose a major.'

The undecided department

Candidates for Water Divining

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

Historians' Tiff