Unconventional Student Gifts

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cactus seats.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Things are looking up!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Office Park

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Essay Paper.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Have some respect for my learning style."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

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