Unconventional Thinker Gifts

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

Beggar's sign: 'No common sense, but a wonderful test taker.'

Woman dancing on a grave - 'We all express our grief in different ways...'

'You stated on your resume that you're selfish, independent, and you hate dogs. I think you and I are going to get on wonderfully.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

'That's my exit strategy.'

School Record

'Oh - just Squat it.'

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Unemployee of the month.'

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

Hardware Shop Sorry, we've sold out of sandpaper but this does a very similar job

Failed mobile home designs

Staying Single Explained.

'With my brains and your rice pudding we could corner the glue market .'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe brush

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

'Your lifestyle is too irresponsible and scandalous for a bank loan, but maybe you could get an NEA grant.'

She named him Dogger Pimphead Jones. And there is no nobler freedom than the freedom of choice.

'I've never baked one, but I've jumped out of several.'

"I can accept it's where you get your best ideas, but can you run through that again, this time without the shower cap."

Brain Cheering

Protect Yourself Psychologically Jung Fu Classes

Cemetery Plot Air BNB Available

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."