Offbeat Thinker Gifts

"We found this in your brain."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"How about a nature or beach scene to liven things up?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Creative department

"It's o.k., come on out."

Cactus seats.

Thinking outside of the box

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Game changing

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Think Tank.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Joint Ventures!

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"I thought you were so big on creativity!"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'