Offbeat Appreciator Gifts

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Cow Kong

Big business is not evil

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

You know you're getting old when....

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"Have you got it in beige?"

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Waiting for Dogot

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"They were fine with tyranny, cruelty and oppression, but you really pissed them off when you rooted for the wrong football team."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center.

Love of the Game

"I didn't realise something like this could happen in Milton Keynes."

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."

"Weird day"

The End.

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

'Eh...has anyone got a pencil?'

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'