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I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Cow Kong

Big business is not evil

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

You know you're getting old when....

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"Are you binge watching again?"

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"They were fine with tyranny, cruelty and oppression, but you really pissed them off when you rooted for the wrong football team."

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

The End.

"I didn't realise something like this could happen in Milton Keynes."

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Weird day"

Love of the Game

"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

A line of fish following a quiet fish.