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You know you're getting old when....

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Big business is not evil

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Saguaro Cacti.

Introverted Chair

Skier.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reading room

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.