Unconventional Thinker Pillows

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

Beggar's sign: 'No common sense, but a wonderful test taker.'

Woman dancing on a grave - 'We all express our grief in different ways...'

'You stated on your resume that you're selfish, independent, and you hate dogs. I think you and I are going to get on wonderfully.'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

School Record

'Oh - just Squat it.'

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

'That's my exit strategy.'

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

'Unemployee of the month.'

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

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Failed mobile home designs

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"The conference was great except for the free face tattoos."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

Staying Single Explained.

She named him Dogger Pimphead Jones. And there is no nobler freedom than the freedom of choice.

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'With my brains and your rice pudding we could corner the glue market .'

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe brush

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

'Your lifestyle is too irresponsible and scandalous for a bank loan, but maybe you could get an NEA grant.'

'I've never baked one, but I've jumped out of several.'