Choosing A Major Gifts

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

The undecided department

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Even polymaths, Rodney, have to choose a major.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Career plans? I'd like to go to college and major in googling."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Meet the author

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Books 'n' Carrots

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Business 101

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"I want to be a statistician, but only 50% of the time."

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Ticking the right boxes.

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'