Choosing A Major T-Shirts

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

The undecided department

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

How about you? Have you picked a major?

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Even polymaths, Rodney, have to choose a major.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Career plans? I'd like to go to college and major in googling."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Meet the author

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Business 101

Books 'n' Carrots

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"I want to be a statistician, but only 50% of the time."

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Ticking the right boxes.