Choosing A College Gifts

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

I've got it narrowed down to two colleges. They are both good but they have different strengths. Which would you pick

'Does business school have a football team, Dad?'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'