College Decision Making Gifts

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I might just get a pie."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Trust

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"