Educational Decisions Gifts

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I might just get a pie."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'