Choosing A School Gifts

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Yummy Mummies

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'