Choosing A School Pillows

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Yummy Mummies

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"