College Choices Pillows

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'