College Planning Enthusiasts Pillows

I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.

Santa does a keg stand.

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Boho Bribes

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Gracie, don't worry. I created a college fund for you the day after you were born. I figure by the time you're 18, it'll total $28,000."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

"According to these calculations, you have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the afternoon."

"I'm just saying B's are okay."

The kids are going back for another semester.

'How will we pay for her college.'

Binge Drinking On Campus.

'It's refreshing that you performed community service for some reason other than to get into a good college.'

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

Instead of reading the sports pages, shouldn't you be managing my college fund?