College Planning Guru Pillows

The kids are going back for another semester.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Saving for College.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Contest to enter the University

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

'Shouldn't we also have a plan in case things go right?'

"Gracie, don't worry. I created a college fund for you the day after you were born. I figure by the time you're 18, it'll total $28,000."

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'