College Choices T-Shirts

'I was really torn between going to Cornell or Pitt, but there's this awesome shoe store near Cornell, so...'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."