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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Santa does a keg stand.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Trust

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Fork in the trail.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.