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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Contest to enter the University

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

Classroom.

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'