School Choice Enthusiasts Gifts

Mum and Dad had a hell of a job getting me into this school.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

Boho Bribes

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'