School Choice Enthusiasts Gifts

Mum and Dad had a hell of a job getting me into this school.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Boho Bribes

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'