Considering Schooling Options Gifts

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Super Student

Children's education

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'