Considering Schooling Options Prints

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Children's education

Super Student

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Home Schooling'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."