Choosing A Degree Gifts

Ticking the right boxes.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"I want to be a statistician, but only 50% of the time."

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'