Math Major Gifts

Numbers were terrified when they heard Todd was a numbers cruncher.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

Thinking Gears

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Is it that bad?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Einsteiners.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.