Moving To College Gifts

Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

Dirty Living Situation

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'

'Plates? Dude, are you turning metrosexual on me ?'

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"One year closer to college!"

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."