Coastal Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"You were warned, Albert."

Holiday time.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Unrest Area.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'