Coastal Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

"You were warned, Albert."

Holiday time.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Unrest Area.

Meowlzebub

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

allovertheplace.com

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'