Coach Humorist Gifts

'Take a big lead...bigger...a little more...go!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Where's my horse?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions