Coach Humorist Pillows

'Take a big lead...bigger...a little more...go!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'Where's my horse?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'